Description
Just like Santa delivers the toys once a year on Christmas Eve, so does Mrs Clause. She visits this traveling salesman at his hotel room. Informs him that She saw he was on Santa’s NAUGHTY list and for that he will suffer the consequences. She masks him and has him clean Her Smelly Sweaty Stinky Feet.
Her DEMANDS are very strict…. She lights up a cigarette and just barks out the orders.
Poor bastard, maybe it’s because he hates traveling at this time of year,
maybe he hates his boss,
maybe he hates his job,
maybe he hates his life,
maybe perhaps it’s all of the above
Nevertheless, no matter what the reason Mrs Clause informs him that if he is on Santa’s NAUGHTY list next year She will visit him again.
WORD for WORD:
Next year if I find you on the NAUGHTY list the consequences are going to be much worse…. I’m going to come to you, I’m going to take a ….
BIG–OL–S H I T and
I’m going to make you Clean My ASSHOLE.
